Achievements obtained from MorphX and Dead Space 2.

The good and the bad. It was like holding a cup of shit in one hand and delicious chocolate ice cream in the other, with sprinkles. MorphX is just bad, not the worst game out there or epicly bad, just not good. Even though it’s bad from every standpoint you judge or rate a game, I ended up getting some enjoyment out of it. MorphX does one thing well, that’s the way you upgrade your abilities. It seems like something that would be found in a AAA tittle. It’s like a puzzle you create with DNA looking strands for each ability. I think someone came up with the idea for the upgrade system and then proceeded to use old ps1 assets to create the rest of the game.

Dead Space: 2 is everything you would expect if you played the first one. It’s great, looks great, feels great, sounds great. Tony the fucking tiger would approve. There was one part where I thought my game was glitched. I don’t want to ruin it for you, but I was about to turn off my Xbox. The developers tricked me into thinking my game might be glitched. It was genius timing and gameplay rolled into one. Don’t get me started on how awesome it is to shoot the glass out and decompress those necromorph bastards into space. That is amazing gameplay and the dude who thought that up deserves a few circle jerks at EA headquarters.(The guy that thought up achievements deserves the highly coveted circle jerk award as well)

People usually get scared when they get caught in confined spaces. My fear is long hallways in the dark and Dead Space 2 has a few of those. Best if played in the dark, with surround sound blaring, which makes it a pretty jumpy game. A few monster closets here and there for cheap thrills. (What do the monsters do in the closest while they are waiting for you? Answer: Circle Jerk) I’m almost done with Dead Space 2, only a few chapters left. I am eager to see how the last few shape up.

Achievements obtained from MorphX and Dead Space 2.

The good and the bad. It was like holding a cup of shit in one hand and delicious chocolate ice cream in the other, with sprinkles. MorphX is just bad, not the worst game out there or epicly bad, just not good. Even though it’s bad from every standpoint you judge or rate a game, I ended up getting some enjoyment out of it. MorphX does one thing well, that’s the way you upgrade your abilities. It seems like something that would be found in a AAA tittle. It’s like a puzzle you create with DNA looking strands for each ability. I think someone came up with the idea for the upgrade system and then proceeded to use old ps1 assets to create the rest of the game.

Dead Space: 2 is everything you would expect if you played the first one. It’s great, looks great, feels great, sounds great. Tony the fucking tiger would approve. There was one part where I thought my game was glitched. I don’t want to ruin it for you, but I was about to turn off my Xbox. The developers tricked me into thinking my game might be glitched. It was genius timing and gameplay rolled into one. Don’t get me started on how awesome it is to shoot the glass out and decompress those necromorph bastards into space. That is amazing gameplay and the dude who thought that up deserves a few circle jerks at EA headquarters.(The guy that thought up achievements deserves the highly coveted circle jerk award as well)

People usually get scared when they get caught in confined spaces. My fear is long hallways in the dark and Dead Space 2 has a few of those. Best if played in the dark, with surround sound blaring, which makes it a pretty jumpy game. A few monster closets here and there for cheap thrills. (What do the monsters do in the closest while they are waiting for you? Answer: Circle Jerk) I’m almost done with Dead Space 2, only a few chapters left. I am eager to see how the last few shape up.