Okay, so maybe I do have a few retro things left but I got this after the house fire in 2000.  I literally have nothing from my childhood, I had to buy a piece back on ebay.

See, even Mario thinks you should eat your veggies.

There’s a crab joke here somewhere. Oh……. I’d rather catch crabs then play this one ever again.

Don’t let the bright colors fool you into thinking this is a game strictly for children. It offers depth, originality, and is playable for all ages.

One of the best bangs for your buck that you will find. 99 achievements out da box!

Expecting anything else would be uncivilized.