Monday, January 31, 2011

Achievement Bounty 1-29-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-29-2011 (1) (30GS)
Achievement obtained from Fable III.

The first glaring problem when going back to Fable III is the graphics. They leave a lot to be desired, especially after playing Dead Space 2. I think they completely need to revamp the graphics if another Fable is hatched down the road. I'm not sure what resolution Fable III runs at, but it's not great. On top of brownish colors and bad character models. It's just a bad looking game.

Miss Mittens even hides in shame after a 1 achievement bounty

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 314

Total gamerscore: 6,346

Retail game achievements: 198

Retail game gamerscore: 4,816

Arcade achievements: 42

Arcade gamerscore: 645

DLC achievements: 10

DLC gamerscore: 230

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 74

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 885

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 50

Gamerscore from amazing games: 1,130

Achievements from great games: 25

Gamerscore from great games: 501

Achievements from good games: 54

Gamerscore from good games: 930

Achievements from decent games: 76

Gamerscore from decent games: 1,460

Achievements from bad games: 74

Gamerscore from bad games: 1,530

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795


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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption, Dead Space 2

Great games: NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3, Raskulls, DeathSpank

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II, Parachute Panic (WP7), Fable III

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7), Cabela's North American Adventures, Microbot

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (11) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Raskulls, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Retail: (5) Family Game Night 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Arcade: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Raskulls

Windows Phone 7: (3) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution, Women's Murder Club

DLC: (1) Endor DLC - Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Amazing games: (1) Halo: Reach

Great games: (1) Raskulls

Good games: (1) Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion, Cabela's North American Adventures

Bad games: (4) FF Adrenaline, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Achievement Bounty 1-28-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-28-2011 (8) (240GS)
Achievements obtained from Dead Space 2.

I finished the story up for Dead Space 2  and it was a great experience. The game of the year might of landed in January....once again. It's well worth your money and time. I didn't try out any of the multiplayer because the way it's structured is not my style. The greatest part about it....I still need to play it two more times for all the achievements. Good luck with Hardcore, it probably will be no cake walk.

Dead Space 2 is eye popping...literally.

Shit just got real
If nothing else, a stylish chip dip bowl.

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 313

Total gamerscore: 6,316

Retail game achievements: 197

Retail game gamerscore: 4,786

Arcade achievements: 42

Arcade gamerscore: 645

DLC achievements: 10

DLC gamerscore: 230

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 74

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 885

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 50

Gamerscore from amazing games: 1,130

Achievements from great games: 25

Gamerscore from great games: 501

Achievements from good games: 53

Gamerscore from good games: 900

Achievements from decent games: 76

Gamerscore from decent games: 1,460

Achievements from bad games: 74

Gamerscore from bad games: 1,530

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795

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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption, Dead Space 2

Great games: NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3, Raskulls, DeathSpank

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II, Parachute Panic (WP7)

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7), Cabela's North American Adventures, Microbot

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (11) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Raskulls, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Retail: (5) Family Game Night 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Arcade: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Raskulls

Windows Phone 7: (3) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution, Women's Murder Club

DLC: (1) Endor DLC - Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Amazing games: (1) Halo: Reach

Great games: (1) Raskulls

Good games: (1) Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion, Cabela's North American Adventures

Bad games: (4) FF Adrenaline, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Achievement Bounty 1-27-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-27-2011 (17) (275GS)
Achievements obtained from Parachute Panic and Dead Space 2.

YES. IT. IS.


















2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 305

Total gamerscore: 6,076

Retail game achievements: 189

Retail game gamerscore: 4,546

Arcade achievements: 42

Arcade gamerscore: 645

DLC achievements: 10

DLC gamerscore: 230

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 74

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 885

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 42

Gamerscore from amazing games: 890

Achievements from great games: 25

Gamerscore from great games: 501

Achievements from good games: 53

Gamerscore from good games: 900

Achievements from decent games: 76

Gamerscore from decent games: 1,460

Achievements from bad games: 74

Gamerscore from bad games: 1,530

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption, Dead Space 2

Great games: NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3, Raskulls, DeathSpank

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II, Parachute Panic (WP7)

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7), Cabela's North American Adventures, Microbot

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (11) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Raskulls, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Retail: (5) Family Game Night 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Arcade: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Raskulls

Windows Phone 7: (3) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution, Women's Murder Club

DLC: (1) Endor DLC - Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Amazing games: (1) Halo: Reach

Great games: (1) Raskulls

Good games: (1) Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion, Cabela's North American Adventures

Bad games: (4) FF Adrenaline, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Achievement Bounty 1-26-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-26-2011 (35) (390GS)
Achievements obtained from Microbot, DeathSpank, Parachute Panic, and Dead Space 2.

Parachute Panic is a fun little game, I was addicted to playing it for a bit. My kind of on the go game. Simple, yet addicting. There are a few secret achievements to be had. One is for tapping the shark on the main menu which will net you a 5 point achievement. However, the second secret achievement is unknown at this moment. I did get a hint from the developers over twitter. The hint was: Xbox360. Not sure what to make of that, but at least it's something to go on. Happy hunting.

Probably the greatest tip ever. Although, why is this character rockin' the Justin Bieber shoes?

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 288

Total gamerscore: 5,801

Retail game achievements: 173

Retail game gamerscore: 4,291

Arcade achievements: 42

Arcade gamerscore: 645

DLC achievements: 10

DLC gamerscore: 230

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 73

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 865

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 26

Gamerscore from amazing games: 635

Achievements from great games: 25

Gamerscore from great games: 501

Achievements from good games: 52

Gamerscore from good games: 880

Achievements from decent games: 76

Gamerscore from decent games: 1,460

Achievements from bad games: 74

Gamerscore from bad games: 1,530

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption, Dead Space 2

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3, Raskulls, DeathSpank

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II, Parachute Panic (WP7)

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7), Cabela's North American Adventures, Microbot

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (11) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Raskulls, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Retail: (5) Family Game Night 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Arcade: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Raskulls

Windows Phone 7: (3) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution, Women's Murder Club

DLC: (1) Endor DLC - Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Amazing games: (1) Halo: Reach

Great games: (1) Raskulls

Good games: (1) Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion, Cabela's North American Adventures

Bad games: (4) FF Adrenaline, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Thursday, January 27, 2011

They're Great!

Achievement Bounty 1-25-2011 (47) (1,100GS)
Achievements obtained from MorphX and Dead Space 2.

Completed Game: MorphX
The good and the bad. It was like holding a cup of shit in one hand and delicious chocolate ice cream in the other, with sprinkles. MorphX is just bad, not the worst game out there or epicly bad, just not good. Even though it's bad from every standpoint you judge or rate a game, I ended up getting some enjoyment out of it. MorphX does one thing well, that's the way you upgrade your abilities. It seems like something that would be found in a AAA tittle. It's like a puzzle you create with DNA looking strands for each ability. I think someone came up with the idea for the upgrade system and then proceeded to use old ps1 assets to create the rest of the game.

Dead Space: 2 is everything you would expect if you played the first one. It's great, looks great, feels great, sounds great. Tony the fucking tiger would approve. There was one part where I thought my game was glitched. I don't want to ruin it for you, but I was about to turn off my Xbox. The developers tricked me into thinking my game might be glitched. It was genius timing and gameplay rolled into one. Don't get me started on how awesome it is to shoot the glass out and decompress those necromorph bastards into space. That is amazing gameplay and the dude who thought that up deserves a few circle jerks at EA headquarters.(The guy that thought up achievements deserves the highly coveted circle jerk award as well)

People usually get scared when they get caught in confined spaces. My fear is long hallways in the dark and Dead Space 2 has a few of those. Best if played in the dark, with surround sound blaring, which makes it a pretty jumpy game. A few monster closets here and there for cheap thrills. (What do the monsters do in the closest while they are waiting for you? Answer: Circle Jerk) I'm almost done with Dead Space 2, only a few chapters left. I am eager to see how the last few shape up.

Just googled my name to see the list that would come up. Quit stalking my sister. :P
2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 253

Total gamerscore: 5,411

Retail game achievements: 158

Retail game gamerscore: 4,076

Arcade achievements: 39

Arcade gamerscore: 605

DLC achievements: 10

DLC gamerscore: 230

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 56

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 730

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games:11

Gamerscore from amazing games: 420

Achievements from great games: 24

Gamerscore from great games: 481

Achievements from good games:  35

Gamerscore from good games: 745

Achievements from decent games: 74

Gamerscore from decent games: 1,440

Achievements from bad games: 74

Gamerscore from bad games: 1,530

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption, Dead Space 2

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band3, Raskulls, DeathSpank

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7), Cabela's North American Adventures, Microbot

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (11) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Raskulls, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Retail: (5) Family Game Night 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Cabela's North American Adventures, MorphX

Arcade: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Raskulls

Windows Phone 7: (3) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution, Women's Murder Club

DLC: (1) Endor DLC - Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Amazing games: (1) Halo: Reach

Great games: (1) Raskulls

Good games: (1) Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion, Cabela's North American Adventures

Bad games: (4) FF Adrenaline, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, MorphX

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Achievement Bounty 1-24-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-24-2011 (7) (120GS)
Achievements obtained from Cabela's North American Adventures, DeathSpank, and Microbot.

Completed Game: Cabela's North American Adventures

I'm really glad I picked up DeathSpank during the EA half off marketplace content sale. Hilarious game and easily one of the best XBLA games to date. It has gimped local co-op, but still offers some enjoyment for two. Good stuff and highly recommended just for the dialog.

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 206

Total gamerscore: 4,311

Retail game achievements: 111

Retail game gamerscore: 2,976

Arcade achievements: 39

Arcade gamerscore: 605

DLC achievements: 10

DLC gamerscore: 230

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 56

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 730

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 5

Gamerscore from amazing games: 320

Achievements from great games: 24

Gamerscore from great games: 481

Achievements from good games:  35

Gamerscore from good games: 745

Achievements from decent games: 74

Gamerscore from decent games: 1,440

Achievements from bad games: 33

Gamerscore from bad games: 530

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band3, Raskulls, DeathSpank

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7), Cabela's North American Adventures, Microbot

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (10) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Raskulls, Cabela's North American Adventures

Retail: (4) Family Game Night 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Cabela's North American Adventures

Arcade: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Raskulls

Windows Phone 7: (3) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution, Women's Murder Club

DLC: (1) Endor DLC - Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Amazing games: (1) Halo: Reach

Great games: (1) Raskulls

Good games: (1) Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion, Cabela's North American Adventures

Bad games: (3) FF Adrenaline, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Achievement Bounty 1-23-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-23-2011 (25) (740GS)
Achievements obtained from Brick Breaker Revolution and Cabela's North American Adventures.

It took a while but I finally hunkered down and gave Cabela's another whirl. Two or three months ago when I first played it, I hated it! Somehow it turned out to be my favorite Cabela's hunting game yet. Not sure if that is saying much at all. I guess everything deserves a second chance. One part I did hate was the shooting gallery, which is a  light gun mini-game thingy. It brought flahsbacks of Attack of the Movie 3D, which by the way, deserves zero chances.

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 199

Total gamerscore: 4,191

Retail game achievements: 108

Retail game gamerscore: 2,886

Arcade achievements: 35

Arcade gamerscore: 575

DLC achievements: 10

DLC gamerscore: 230

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 56

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 730

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 5

Gamerscore from amazing games: 320

Achievements from great games: 21

Gamerscore from great games: 456

Achievements from good games:  35

Gamerscore from good games: 745

Achievements from decent games: 70

Gamerscore from decent games: 1,345

Achievements from bad games: 33

Gamerscore from bad games: 530

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band3, Raskulls

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7), Cabela's North American Adventures

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (9) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolutio, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Raskulls

Retail: (3) Family Game Night 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach

Arcade: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Raskulls

Windows Phone 7: (3) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution, Women's Murder Club

DLC: (1) Endor DLC - Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Amazing games: (1) Halo: Reach

Great games: (1) Raskulls

Good games: (1) Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: (2) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion

Bad games: (3) FF Adrenaline, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Monday, January 24, 2011

King Size Bed > Than Xbox 360

Achievement Bounty 1-22-2011 (22) (485GS)
Achievements obtained from Women's Murder Club, Halo: Reach, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Raskulls, and Brick Breaker Revolution.

Completed Games: Halo: Reach, Raskulls, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, and Women's Murder Club.
A pretty decent day and probably my best so far this year. I just got in the mood to finish some games off. Not sure how long that mood will last so I may try to ride it out for a bit. My gamerscore moods change rapidly, almost women like. Tomorrow I may buy a wii. Okay, maybe not quite women like, but you get the picture. I guess it's the appropriate time to talk about those bed hogs, since I'm on the topic of women. They like to get comfy, therefore, they like to take up at least 80% of bed space. I have to jock for position every night. I battle to the bitter end for an extra 10% and will not settle for anything less. (throwing mini elbows works well, along with a couple of knee jabs to the mid section...jk...or am I?) Before you blow your wad on a whopping diamond ring, invest in a king size bed. You may get equal bed space for a few months, but then it's game over man, GAME OVER! No offense to the 2% of females that frequent this blog.

All Your Messages Are Belong To Me 

BNK WEDGiEBOY x writes: get a life ur wifes a minger and all u care about is numbers

BNK TRlGGER writes: GET A LIFE.. Your wifes a MINGER and a ugly old thing and all you care about is numbers - And NO I will not tell that to ur sponsers u no lifer

Stallion83: I had to google Minger and here is what I found in the urban dictionary:
 
"a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down"
"Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it"

"Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style."

"the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'."

Stathom89 writes:  Hey mate, UK XBOX 360 ISSUE 67 BOOK.

Stallion83: Sweet. Thanks for sending me that.

SCUBA1STEVE1576 writes: dude msg me back ur aoutograph big fan

Stallion83: A monkey could write in cursive better than me. In 3rd grade BOTH of my arms and some fingers were broke during cursive writing studies.  I take the definition of chicken scratch to the next level. Still pretty cool you would want that.

K fed 72 writes: hey just trying to figure out what is your current gamerscore andplaymesomething sometime you qick the game and i WILL toast you in it

Stallion83:  Make sure I'm golden brown, I hate that black shit.
  
Alex of Smeg writes: u r pretty cool i wish i was as cool as u!

Stallion83: My cool is okay. You should strive to be as cool as the people who hate on me. That's cooler than cool.

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 174

Total gamerscore: 3,451

Retail game achievements: 84

Retail game gamerscore: 2,156

Arcade achievements: 35

Arcade gamerscore: 575

DLC achievements: 10

DLC gamerscore: 230

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 55

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 720

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 5

Gamerscore from amazing games: 320

Achievements from great games: 21

Gamerscore from great games: 456

Achievements from good games:  35

Gamerscore from good games: 745

Achievements from decent games: 45

Gamerscore from decent games: 605

Achievements from bad games: 33

Gamerscore from bad games: 530

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band3, Raskulls

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7)

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (9) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolutio, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Raskulls

Retail: (3) Family Game Night 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach

Arcade: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Raskulls

Windows Phone 7: (3) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution, Women's Murder Club

DLC: (1) Endor DLC - Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Amazing games: (1) Halo: Reach

Great games: (1) Raskulls

Good games: (1) Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: (2) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion

Bad games: (3) FF Adrenaline, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Achievement Bounty 1-21-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-21-2011 (11) (165GS)
Achievements obtained from Dead Space: Ignition, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, and Brick Breaker Revolution.

Completed Game: Dead Space: Ignition

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Achievement Bounty 1-20-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-20-2011 (5) (355GS)
Achievements obtained from Halo: Reach, Lost Planet 2, and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II.


Completed DLC: Star War The Force Unleashed II - Endor DLC

Friday, January 21, 2011

Achievement Bounty 1-19-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-19-2011 (16) (270GS)
Achievements obtained from Rock Band 3, de Blob Revolution, Brick Breaker: Revolution, and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II.

Completed Game: de Blob Revolution
Brick Breaker: Revolution(wtf is up with all these games having Revolution in their titles?) is average, nothing too exciting about it. The Star Wars: TFU2 DLC, Endor, is incredibly short. Thankfully it was priced according at 80MSP. You can run through it in 10 minutes, no problem.




2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 136

Total gamerscore: 2,446

Retail game achievements: 67

Retail game gamerscore: 1,471

Arcade achievements: 27

Arcade gamerscore: 425

DLC achievements: 8

DLC gamerscore:160

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 42

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 550

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 2

Gamerscore from amazing games: 35

Achievements from great games: 20

Gamerscore from great games: 431

Achievements from good games: 21

Gamerscore from good games: 345

Achievements from decent games: 41

Gamerscore from decent games: 565

Achievements from bad games: 17

Gamerscore from bad games: 275

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Gold: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7)

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (4) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution

Retail: (1) Family Game Night 3

Arcade: (1) Golf: Tee It Up!

Windows Phone 7: (2) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution

DLC: 

Amazing games:

Great games:

Good games:

Decent games: (2) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion

Bad games: (1) FF Adrenaline

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Achievement Bounty 1-18-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-18-2011 (7) (120GS)

Achievements obtained from de Blob Revolution.


2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 120

Total gamerscore: 2,176

Retail game achievements: 59

Retail game gamerscore: 1,296

Arcade achievements: 27

Arcade gamerscore: 425

DLC achievements: 2

DLC gamerscore: 30

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 34

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 455

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 2

Gamerscore from amazing games: 35

Achievements from great games: 18

Gamerscore from great games: 386

Achievements from good games: 15

Gamerscore from good games: 215

Achievements from decent games: 33

Gamerscore from decent games: 470

Achievements from bad games: 17

Gamerscore from bad games: 275

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7)

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Gold: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7)

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (3) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!

Retail: (1) Family Game Night 3

Arcade: (1) Golf: Tee It Up!

Windows Phone 7: (1) FF Adrenaline

DLC: 

Amazing games:

Great games:

Good games:

Decent games: (1) Golf: Tee It Up!

Bad games: (1) FF Adrenaline

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Achievement Bounty 1-17-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-17-2011 (19) (310GS)
Achievements obtained from Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Project Sunburst, and Rock Band 3.

Completed Game: Golf: Tee It Up!
I puked in my mouth a few times during my time with Dead Space: Ignition. It's pretty bad, but I knew what I was getting myself into. To be honest, I did it for the armor you get for Dead Space 2 by completing ignition once. Tee it up! was slightly enjoyable, but short.

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 113

Total gamerscore: 2,056

Retail game achievements: 59

Retail game gamerscore: 1,296

Arcade achievements: 27

Arcade gamerscore:425

DLC achievements: 2

DLC gamerscore: 30

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 27

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 335

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 2

Gamerscore from amazing games: 35

Achievements from great games: 18

Gamerscore from great games: 386

Achievements from good games: 15

Gamerscore from good games: 215

Achievements from decent games: 26

Gamerscore from decent games: 350

Achievements from bad games: 17

Gamerscore from bad games: 275

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7)

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Gold: Tee It Up!

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (3) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!

Retail: (1) Family Game Night 3

Arcade: (1) Golf: Tee It Up!

Windows Phone 7: (1) FF Adrenaline

DLC: 

Amazing games:

Great games:

Good games:

Decent games: (1) Golf: Tee It Up!

Bad games: (1) FF Adrenaline

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Achievement Bounty 1-16-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-16-2011 (1) (5GS)
Achievement obtained from Revolution.

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 94

Total gamerscore: 1,746

Retail game achievements: 58

Retail game gamerscore: 1,271

Arcade achievements: 10

Arcade gamerscore: 150

DLC achievements: 2

DLC gamerscore: 30

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 26

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 325

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 2

Gamerscore from amazing games: 35

Achievements from great games: 17

Gamerscore from great games: 361

Achievements from good games: 14

Gamerscore from good games: 205

Achievements from decent games: 14

Gamerscore from decent games: 150

Achievements from bad games: 12

Gamerscore from bad games: 200

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7)

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7)

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (2) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline

Retail: (1) Family Game Night 3

Arcade:

Windows Phone 7: (1) FF Adrenaline

DLC: 

Amazing games:

Great games:

Good games:

Decent games

Bad games: (1) FF Adrenaline

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Achievement Bounty 1-15-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-15-2011 (15) (225GS)
Achievements obtained from FF Adrenaline, Revolution, Red Dead: Redemption, and Project Sunburst.

Completed Game: Fast & Furious: Adrenaline
Still playing some catch up with these daily updates, but I should be up to speed soon. The thing is, I would rather be playing, which is good since I haven't done any damage at all this year. Just in that seemingly mandatory funk I fall into a couple of times each year. I'm not really into nascar at all, but I know they have to make pit stops. Even professional weight lifters or bodybuilders have long off cycles. If you try to raise the bar and go at 11 at all times, you will mess yourself up. Stop and smell the roses, take a salt bath, or maybe put some cucumbers over your eyes. You have to build yourself up to prepare for the next obstacle, whatever that may be in your life.

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 93

Total gamerscore: 1,741

Retail game achievements: 58

Retail game gamerscore: 1,271

Arcade achievements: 10

Arcade gamerscore: 150

DLC achievements: 2

DLC gamerscore: 30

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 25

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 320

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 2

Gamerscore from amazing games: 35

Achievements from great games: 17

Gamerscore from great games: 361

Achievements from good games: 14

Gamerscore from good games: 205

Achievements from decent games: 13

Gamerscore from decent games: 145

Achievements from bad games: 12

Gamerscore from bad games: 200

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7)

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7)

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Overall: (2) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline

Retail: (1) Family Game Night 3

Arcade:

Windows Phone 7: (1) FF Adrenaline

DLC: 

Amazing games:

Great games:

Good games:

Decent games

Bad games: (1) FF Adrenaline

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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New Windows Phone 7 Games Now Available 1/18/11

Another disappointing week in the world of Windows Phone 7. iBlast Moki and Super Brick Breaker 3D are now available. Descriptions and mini reviews after the break.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

My 10 Favorite Achievements of 2010

Check out THIS Complex magazine article for my 10 favorite achievements of 2010.

"We're not afraid to say it: We're achievement whores. There's something about that sound our Xboxes make that makes us feel accomplished, like we just cured AIDS or sent a man to Neptune. In reality, though, we just collected 10 thingamabobs, killed a level boss, or had promiscuous sex with an alien NPC (thanks, BioWare!). It got us thinking about all of the thousands of achievements that developers challenged us with in 2010, from the whimsical to the diabolical. If there was only someone who could possibly give us a solid list of some of the year's best! Oh, wait, there is.

Enter Raymond Cox, a.k.a, Stallion83, owner of the world's highest Gamerscore on Xbox LIVE, with over 520,000 points—though it's only about halfway to his goal of a million
."

Achievement Bounty 1-14-2011

Achievement Bounty 1-14-2011 (2) (35GS)
Achievements obtained from Project Sunburst.


2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 78

Total gamerscore: 1,516

Retail game achievements: 57

Retail game gamerscore: 1,261

Arcade achievements: 10

Arcade gamerscore: 150

DLC achievements: 2

DLC gamerscore: 30

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 11

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 105

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 1

Gamerscore from amazing games: 25

Achievements from great games: 17

Gamerscore from great games: 361

Achievements from good games: 13

Gamerscore from good games: 195

Achievements from decent games: 12

Gamerscore from decent games: 140

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
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Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band 3

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7)

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution

Bad games:

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
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Completed Games

Retail: (1) Family Game Night 3

Arcade:

Windows Phone 7:

DLC: 

Amazing games:

Great games:

Good games:

Decent games

Bad games:

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3
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