They want me aboard to promote the PlayStation Network, but there is a twist. They also want me to keep the gamerscore up and complete my journey.
I hope you guys support me in this decision as Microsoft didn't make the proper moves to keep me happy on their court. A good buddy of mine who has no desire to sign with Microsoft Canada will be joining me as we take our talents to Tokyo to put on the PlayStation uniform.
It's sad that I was forced to leave my home but it feels right. To be in this position, to wear the PlayStation uniform. Ummm...every single night we are going to make the world know that the PlayStation network is back. Kazuo Harai was just a stand up guy in the recruiting process, the whole organization is a close-knit group. And when they said they had the possibility of all of us joining up, I couldn't turn that down. The Sony PlayStation's will win not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, years in a row. Complete domination of the market will belong to the Sony PlayStation's. Microsoft will probably come out with a letter about how they can win the online race without me.
A step in the process is how they want me to conduct future interviews. Take for example the interview I did that was posted on the front of yahoo for a weekend when I reached 500,000, (2nd largest website in the world) which clearly gave Microsoft free marketing. I think the title was "Xbox gamer reaches a huge milestone" with a picture of the sleek new Xbox 360 slim.
Q and A will go something linke this:
Q: What will do after you reach your goal of a million gamerpoints?
A: I'm so eager for that day to arrive so I can finally spend all my time on the superior network, the PlayStation Network. I'm just doing the Microsoft thing to keep my 0.000001% celebrity Xbox status to promote and recruit lost souls to the right brand, the PlayStation brand.
I have already changed my gamertag to PlayStation Network
The new Tag Line
Xbox LIVE gamerscore leader PlayStation Network and his journey to reach 1 Million Gamerscore. PlayStation Network longs for that day to come, so then he will be able to burn his trashy Microsoft system and move to the superior Network, The PlayStation Network. Trophy Unlocked!
April Fools! If you checked out the link I had for PlayStation Network it's gamertag April Fools. And if you knew anything about the Lebron James decision it was a pretty obvious prank.