Monday, January 24, 2011

King Size Bed > Than Xbox 360

Achievement Bounty 1-22-2011 (22) (485GS)
Achievements obtained from Women's Murder Club, Halo: Reach, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Raskulls, and Brick Breaker Revolution.

Completed Games: Halo: Reach, Raskulls, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, and Women's Murder Club.
A pretty decent day and probably my best so far this year. I just got in the mood to finish some games off. Not sure how long that mood will last so I may try to ride it out for a bit. My gamerscore moods change rapidly, almost women like. Tomorrow I may buy a wii. Okay, maybe not quite women like, but you get the picture. I guess it's the appropriate time to talk about those bed hogs, since I'm on the topic of women. They like to get comfy, therefore, they like to take up at least 80% of bed space. I have to jock for position every night. I battle to the bitter end for an extra 10% and will not settle for anything less. (throwing mini elbows works well, along with a couple of knee jabs to the mid section...jk...or am I?) Before you blow your wad on a whopping diamond ring, invest in a king size bed. You may get equal bed space for a few months, but then it's game over man, GAME OVER! No offense to the 2% of females that frequent this blog.

All Your Messages Are Belong To Me 

BNK WEDGiEBOY x writes: get a life ur wifes a minger and all u care about is numbers

BNK TRlGGER writes: GET A LIFE.. Your wifes a MINGER and a ugly old thing and all you care about is numbers - And NO I will not tell that to ur sponsers u no lifer

Stallion83: I had to google Minger and here is what I found in the urban dictionary:
"a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down"
"Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it"

"Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style."

"the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'."

Stathom89 writes:  Hey mate, UK XBOX 360 ISSUE 67 BOOK.

Stallion83: Sweet. Thanks for sending me that.

SCUBA1STEVE1576 writes: dude msg me back ur aoutograph big fan

Stallion83: A monkey could write in cursive better than me. In 3rd grade BOTH of my arms and some fingers were broke during cursive writing studies.  I take the definition of chicken scratch to the next level. Still pretty cool you would want that.

K fed 72 writes: hey just trying to figure out what is your current gamerscore andplaymesomething sometime you qick the game and i WILL toast you in it

Stallion83:  Make sure I'm golden brown, I hate that black shit.
Alex of Smeg writes: u r pretty cool i wish i was as cool as u!

Stallion83: My cool is okay. You should strive to be as cool as the people who hate on me. That's cooler than cool.

2011 Stats

Achievements & Gamerscore

Total achievements: 174

Total gamerscore: 3,451

Retail game achievements: 84

Retail game gamerscore: 2,156

Arcade achievements: 35

Arcade gamerscore: 575

DLC achievements: 10

DLC gamerscore: 230

Windows Phone 7 achievements: 55

Windows Phone 7 gamerscore: 720

Kinect achievements: 2

Kinect gamerscore: 50

Achievements from amazing games: 5

Gamerscore from amazing games: 320

Achievements from great games: 21

Gamerscore from great games: 456

Achievements from good games:  35

Gamerscore from good games: 745

Achievements from decent games: 45

Gamerscore from decent games: 605

Achievements from bad games: 33

Gamerscore from bad games: 530

Achievements from terrible games: 33

Gamerscore from terrible games: 795
Games Played

Amazing games: Halo: Reach, Red Dead: Redemption

Great games:  NBA 2k11, DJ Hero, Rock Band3, Raskulls

Good games: Lost Planet 2, Lara Croft: GoL, Project Sunburst (WP7), Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: Games Chest Solitaire (WP7), Revolution (WP7), Kinect Adventures, Karaoke Revolution, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolution (WP7), Brick Breaker: Revolution (WP7)

Bad games: FF: Adrenaline (WP7), Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club

Terrible games: Turning Point [FR/DE], Family Game Night 3
Completed Games

Overall: (9) Family Game Night 3, FF Adrenaline, Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revolutio, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach, Raskulls

Retail: (3) Family Game Night 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed II, Halo: Reach

Arcade: (3) Golf: Tee It Up!, Dead Space: Ignition, Raskulls

Windows Phone 7: (3) FF Adrenaline, de Blob Revolution, Women's Murder Club

DLC: (1) Endor DLC - Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Amazing games: (1) Halo: Reach

Great games: (1) Raskulls

Good games: (1) Star Wars The Force Unleashed II

Decent games: (2) Golf: Tee It Up!, de Blob Revoltion

Bad games: (3) FF Adrenaline, Dead Space: Ignition, Women's Murder Club

Terrible games: (1) Family Game Night 3


  1. The Minger definitions made me lol for real.

  2. What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!

  3. Haters running out of words to say when they have to reference urban dictionary?

  4. Fuckin Hilarious. You are so right about the bed. I look over on her side and she still gas like 5 feet she could lay on and im hanging off the bed. Fuckin Women...

  5. I don't understand while people hate on you... I'm impressed you have the dedication to finish that many achievements, especially ones from terrible games

  6. I don't want to call you out on this, but how on earth have you got the "Make it Rain" achievement when says that you are only a Captain Grade 1..?